Today’s Olympic Question

Every time I see beach volleyball or regular volleyball featured on television during the Olympics, I keep yearning for a behind-the-scenes feature in which we see beach volleyballers badmouthing the conventional volleyballers and vice-versa. I’m sure there are all kinds of invidious — and hilarious! — stereotypes that each breed has of the other, but I have no idea what those stereotypes might be. Any volleyball fanatics in the audience who want to clue me in?