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I Am Incredibly Powerful

As you may have heard, anyone who works for the Center for American Progress is now an incredibly influential person in American politics. That means me! If you’re not convinced yet, read this (“Podesta nonprofit to take center stage”) from Politico and this (“Soros-Funded Democratic Idea Factory Becomes Obama Policy Font”) from Bloomberg. Folks looking to curry favor with the incoming administration are encouraged to get in touch and offer me junkets and/or free meals here in DC.

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