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The Case Against Turkey

I was going to say that Thanksgiving always leaves me with a bitter taste in my mouth, but really it’s the bland taste of turkey. The bitterness is purely metaphorical — everyone feels compelled to eat a sub-par bird merely for the sake of tradition. I make the case for overthrowing the monstrous foul.

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