When I’m in the club, I’m always on this drug*:
— French fries run amok in Pittsburgh.
— District 9 pro-alien, but anti-Nigerian.
— The FDIC won’t run out of money because the FDIC can’t run out of money; don’t mistake accounting conventions for real fiscal constraints.
— New Brooklyn currency to feature visage of native son Spencer Ackerman.
Song of the day is from mysterious Swedish electronica act JJ: “Ecstacy”.