Blow like Hootie:

“One primatologist speculated that the real reason two male orangutans were fellating each other was nutritional.”

— The Affordable Care Act is only unconstitutional in a make-believe sense; in terms of actual law it’s in the clear.

— Interview with Elinor Olstrom.

— Upgrading internet privacy law.

START math.

— Hilda Solis doin’ work.

Notorious B.I.G. vs The XX, “Mo Stars Mo Problems”