Cut me to ribbons:

— Environmentalists liked Obama’s speech better than progressive pundits did.

— This is totally outrageous, and I don’t see how it can possibly stand.

— BP caving on the escrow fund thing is a bigger deal than people seem to realize.

— Robot domination comes one step closer.

— Oil executives plead to congress for corporate welfare.

Got the new Gaslight Anthem today and have only listened to three and a half songs, but “American Slang” is good.