Si t’as pas compris ça veux dire non merci:

— The last paragraph here is a nice distillation of conservative thinking, such as it is, about international security: basically, endless repetitions of Iraq.

— When building student housing is outlawed, only rich kids will be able to afford college.

— Outgoing Mossad chief dials back nuclear Iran alarm.

— Boehner wants $100 billion in spending cuts.

— Boehner can’t name a program he wants to cut.

My impression based on admittedly weak grasp of the language is that more things rhyme in French than in English, leading to a lot of funny lyrics (and, you know, Molière) such as in Fatal Bazooka “Parle à Ma Man.”