Monkey see, monkey do:

— Presidents’ droit du seigneur.

— College still not worthless.

— Publicly traded firms seem to be on the decline.

Dating advice.

— “To form a government”.

Last night I learned that the otherwise estimable David Roberts is one of those misguided souls who thinks Ten is better than Nevermind. I think this is best refuted with reference to the casual brilliance of “Stay Away”, one of the superior album’s lesser tracks and yet still fantastic.