And the “dog bites man” story of the month goes to ….

… the New York Times for today’s:

Oil Giants Loath to Follow Obama’s Green LeadThe Obama administration wants to reduce oil consumption, increase renewable energy supplies and cut carbon dioxide emissions in the most ambitious transformation of energy policy in a generation.

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But the world’s oil giants are not convinced that it will work.

Tell the Pulitzer committee to stop taking any more submissions. We have an obvious winner. Who ever would have guessed that big oil companies are loath to support efforts “to reduce oil consumption”? If that isn’t “news” what is? I guess the Times takes their motto literally: ALL the news that’s fit to print.

Wait. Stop the presses at the paper of record. Here’s an even bigger story for them:

Tobacco companies loath to support efforts to reduce smoking

Where is my Pulitzer?

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