Cartoon: Santa Claus’ counterproductive coal policy

Human-caused global warming is poised to sink anything that happens to be residing on the North Pole into the chilly Arctic deep — see The war on Santa Claus (and Superman)

And that suggests Santa needs to rethink his policy for dealing with naughty children — as Non Sequitor makes clear:

Of course, I’m sure the climate-destroying conservatives would try to block any such change — see “Right wing bullies Build-A-Bear into removing videos about manmade climate change.”