This is so depressing:
When Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis become pathetic schlubs who can’t cheat on their wives and can’t muster the energy to make marriage interesting either? This just makes me feel ancient. Owen Wilson was hot and indie and intriguing when I was sixteen: I could understand why Gwyneth Paltrow would cheat on Bill Murray with him even though she was clearly meant to be with Luke Wilson (who hasn’t exactly kept up appearances and reputations himself). Am I old? Is this going to be my life? Why is everything so awful?