Greatest Story Ever Told

Oh, lord, we are getting a “300-style” David and Goliath movie. I sort of feel like to make it up to gay people for the Mincingest Persian Emperor, this really ought to be a David biopic with a Jonathan-and-David-were-gay-badasses focus. But I do understand when my wishful thinking is so completely beyond the realms of possibility as to veer off into Absurdistan.