This may be one of the strangest damn trailers I’ve ever seen. Johnny Depp, Abigail Breslin, Isla Fisher, Bill Nighy and Alfred Molina doing voice work and you choose to tease the movie with a magically unmagical windup toy? Don’t get me wrong. I kind of like the fact that the studio’s messing with us (especially since the tagline is “The story of a chameleon with an identity crisis,” none of which has anything to do with this teaser). But I hope they have something else planned, too.