I’m not entirely sure whether or not I ever attended a Rangers game when I was a kid. If I did, though, I don’t remember it. Last night, however, courtesy of a friend I was able to watch the Caps game from the Steptoe & Johnson luxury suite (because nothing says hockey like a white-shoe law firm … even funnier, they share the suite with a French company) and one can’t help ask oneself, “where are the cheerleaders?” My buddy was trying to tell me it would be too hard to recruit people with the requisite skating skills, but I don’t find that very convincing, the world must be awash in young women who used to figure skate and then had to abandon their olympic dreams. I’d certainly believe that per-unit labor costs for ice cheerleaders might be higher than for, say, the Wizards Dance Team but you could address that by simply fielding a smaller squad, there’s no need to go down to zero.
Ice Dancers Needed