The bridge is yours.
-Get banned from Modern Warfare 3, come back in 13.5 years.
-Howard Stern will helpfully inform us who has talent.
-Hey NPR, antiheroes aren’t a sudden new trend.
-If you win the Millenium Falcon in a game of sabacc, I guess you get to give it as a Christmas present.
-Gary Busey deals Newt Gingrich’s presidential campaign a critical blow.
-Woo Wild Flag!