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Letterman: Top ten ways BP can help its image

More oily humor from Dave:

10. Change “BP” from “British Petroleum” to “Bunnies and Puppies.”9. Scrap the snotty British accents.8. Cry on “Oprah.”7. Take a page from AFLAC. New mascot: wise-cranking oil-soaked duck.6. Find Bin Laden.5. Start making cookies. Who doesn’t love cookies?4. What’s wrong with our image?3. Switch from “Drill Baby Drill” to “Help Daddy Help.”2. Instead of their image, maybe they can focus on fixing the damn leak!1. For goodness sakes, get Iron Man to do something! (CBS, 5/17).

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