Love, Hannity Style

[Ed. Note: To clear up any confusion, this is not a parody. These are actual profiles clipped from Hannity’s website.]

Sean Hannity: Author. Television Talking Head. Radio Host. Pimp Daddy?

It’s true. Sean Hannity is trying his hand as matchmaker with Hannidate 2005, a dating service hosted on his Web site. If you’ve always been curious about romance, right-wing style, here’s what you’ve been missing:

NO CAVITY CREEPS!

WHOO HOO! WHERE ARE ALL THE WILD RIGHT-WING BOOOOOOYS?!

STAY AWAY YOU LIBERAL HUSSIES

ALL I WANT IS MY VERY OWN GIPPER. IS THAT SO WRONG?

ISO: NONWHITE, RIGHT-WING, EVIL CONSERVATIVE MRS. CLAUS

HOBBIES: SHOOTING BAMBI WITH BLONDES