As a married couple, John and Cindy McCain are multi-millionaires. But John McCain on his own is just a guy with some money in a Wachovia savings account. In other words, he’s stashed all his considerable assets under his wife’s name, and then proceeded to not disclose anything at all about his finances under pretense of protecting his daughter’s privacy. It’s absurd. Meanwhile, what could possibly be in there that he’s worried would be damning. Stock in the Umbrella Corporation?