My Shrimp Are Too Cheap

Thank God the president took care of that little problem. See me, I’d been going into stores to pick up some shrimp and thinking — Gods! this shrimp is too cheap, if only there were some kind of federal policy that could make it more expensive. And then along comes George W. Bush with his shrimp tax. Brilliant! That’ll teach them Vietnamese to try and make a living. But yes, yes, yes, I know, John Kerry used to talk about “Benedict Arnold CEOs” so every good free-trader has a duty to vote for Bush….