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The Company Ted Cruz Keeps

Cruz is positioning himself as the alternative to Donald Trump who can “unify” the Republican Party, but who has he brought into his campaign thus far?

This week, Ted Cruz plays The Endorsement Game. Watch as the candidate is wooed by a reality TV star, a evangelical pastor and an infamous anti-abortion activist. Whose support will he tout on the trail?

Transcript:

Welcome to The Endorsement Game!

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This week, our lucky candidate is Ted Cruz. So Candidate Cruz, let’s meet your suitors!

Over here, we have Phil Robertson!

You might recognize him as the star of Duck Dynasty, but Phil is also known for calling marriage equality evil. He enjoys long walks on the beach and thinks that black people were happy in the Jim Crow south.

Next we have Mike Bickle!

Mike is an evangelical pastor. He loves deep conversations and watching movies. Mike once said Hitler was a “hunter” sent by God to go after the Jews who didn’t convert to Christianity. He believes that homosexuality “opens the door to the demonic realm” and that Oprah Winfrey is the forerunner of the Antichrist.

And we have Troy Newman!

Troy is the president of the controversial pro-life group Operation Rescue and a board member for The Center for Medical Progress — ya know, the group under indictment for secretly filming meetings with Planned Parenthood. His hobbies include romantic candlelit dinners, praising the killing of abortion doctors and calling women who have abortions murderers.

And finally, we have Glenn Beck!

Glenn is a conservative radio personality. His hobbies include spending time with his family and spouting paranoid, anti-government rhetoric. He compared Al Gore to the Nazis and called President Obama a racist. He has also claimed health care reform was “the end of the constitution,” the government used the census to “increase slavery,” and “white Americans are pretty much toast.”

So which endorsement will Ted Cruz choose to tout on the trail?

All of them!

Cruz’s campaign has embraced every single one of these men.

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