Hot new press release: “Boehner, House Republican Leaders Call for Federal Spending Freeze to Address Growing Budget Deficit”
Sounds like a winner to me, but it’s not enough. What if this was boxed together with fresh new ideas like a corporate income tax cut, a promise to put country first, and a fresh-faced mavericky governor from an oil-rich arctic state of some kind? Toss in a joke about DNA testing for bears (I don’t know if it was a paternity issue or a criminal issue…) and you’re on the road to victory.
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